David Sater, freedom fighter, fights for pharmacies’ right to refuse birth control

The word “patriot” is thrown around a lot these days. But Missouri Rep. David Sater might just be the greatest patriot Missouri has ever produced. Because only David Sater has the courage to make sure that our pharmacies don’t have to sell you birth control.

And by “you,” chances are I really mean you. I don’t want to tell

tales out of school, but, uh (clears throat) the average Pitch reader

is quite the lover. I mean…I’ve

heard you guys are in demand. You insatiable pack of lusty animals.