David Cross is coming to Kansas City!

Best news for a shitty rainy day: David Cross is coming to the AMC Midland on September 30. Tickets ($27.75-$37.75) go on sale Friday at 10 a.m.
Cross worked Kansas City into his act for Shut Up You Fucking Baby! Couldn’t find the whole KC bit on one YouTube video so here’s two. Skip to about six-minute mark of the first one for the start of Cross’ story about getting fucked up in KC.
P.S. It’s definitely not safe for work.