Dating in KC sucks

Time for the annual reminder that dating in Kansas City sucks. This time, Sperling’s BestPlaces — and Axe Body Spray! — say KC is just the worst. We get it. Dating sucks in this city. But I dunno. From the dirty voice mails that a special lady in Lawrence keeps leaving me, I think Lawrence might be worse. Elise, I really hope you get the 10 hours of good sex you desire. — Justin Kendall