Dandy Warhols need your help, KC.

Someone in the Dandy Warhols camp must be booking their travel arrangements today, because several KC-related questions have appeared on the Dandies’ Twitter @TheDandyWarhols in the past couple of hours. The band’s September tour brings them to the Beaumont on 9/3. Here’s what they’s Tweetered so far:

Dare you ask!?

Questions about the difference between KCMO and KCK and the gloriousness of our local cuisine are completely impossible to answer in 140 characters (minus the space it takes to tweet back “@” them), but I tried to answer the former: @TheDandyWarhols Though KCK has many fine dives and Mexican-food joints, KCMO dominates in art, culture, sanity, scenery and sexiness.

I don’t know if it was noticed. Given the egregious alliteration, I wouldn’t blame them for ignoring me. But if you have a cousin, brother, stepchild, etc, who works at the Raphael, I bet they’d sit up and listen.