Dan Hesse, quit yer bitchin’ about the local media

Dear Dan Hesse,
I read your complaints about the negativity of the local media in yesterday’s Kansas City Business Journal. You’re all snippy because in addition to going bonkers over each new gadget Sprint unveils, local media also write about the stuff that affects people who live here — hello, layoffs?
You think that’s unfair? It’s your own damn fault.
Two years ago, when you came on as the company’s new CEO, it seemed as though Sprint deserved a second look. I e-mailed you at dan@sprint.com because that’s what you suggested in those TV ads you starred in, looking all friendly and casual. I inquired as to whether you were really the one answering all those e-mails, and I asked for an interview. (Current ads, like the one where you’re in the Nelson’s Bloch building, no longer display an invite for e-mails.)
Here’s the text of the reply I got on April 2, 2008, from Scott Sloat, with Sprint Corporate Communications, in Bethesda, Maryland:
Nadia — Greetings. Dan got your email (yes the address is real) and asked me to follow-up with you on your request for an interview. Can you give me more specifics on your request (e.g. focus of your article, types of questions you anticipate asking, timing etc.)? As you can imagine Dan has received numerous requests for interviews and we are doing our best to accommodate as many as we can given his fairly busy schedule, so I can’t make any promises. But if you get back to me I can see what I can do. Thanks Scott
Sounds reasonable, I thought.