Daily Briefs: Where can we find enough fists to punch Ohio with?

By CHRIS PACKHAM

Okay, okay, only Republicans are allowed to vote, we get it already: The Republican party is working hard to disenfranchise as many newly registered Democratic voters as they can before the November election, and the 6th Circuit Court of Appeals in Cincinnati %{[ data-embed-type=”image” data-embed-id=”57150c4889121ca96b96149a” data-embed-element=”aside” ]}%just ruled that the Secretary of State in Ohio must verify 660,000 new voters via other State records in just 20 days. This cannot be accomplished, obvs., unless Matter-Eater Lad flies so fast that the Earth reverses on its axis, or somebody in Ohio catches a magical wish-granting fish in Lake Erie, and then for some reason decides to wish for voter registration validity instead of a 12-inch pianist or an orgasm that lasts for eight years. So, big, big win for the Republicans. Could Ohio be any more electorally fucked-up than it’s been for lo, these last eight years? Go climb a wall of dicks, voter-disenfranchising 6th Circuit Court of Appeals. Ohio’s on my bulleted and prioritized shit list, too.

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