Daily Briefs: What condition my condition was in

By CHRIS PACKHAM

%{[ data-embed-type=”image” data-embed-id=”57150c4989121ca96b961a75″ data-embed-element=”aside” ]}%Now that America has elected Barack H. Obama as its President, America has come together as One People, united in a sense of common purpose, like for instance, the belief that Barack Obama is going to take away our guns, y’all; he is totally going to do that with his ATF shock-troops just as soon as he gets access to the Presidential speed-dial. So, anyway, I got a payday loan “nest-egg” from the King of Kash, and once the seven-day waiting period is over, I’m spending the whole thing on guns. FULL DISCLOSURE: I am not disclosing this to my girlfriend, keep it on the DL, you guys. FULL DISCLOSURE: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT: I do this once a year anyway. After the jump, some stuff about former Funkhouser Chief of Staff Ed Wolf and some other stuff, too. Click here or on this portrait of your dad:

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