Daily Briefs: Water ice on Mars, you guys! Plus: How to dress like a white man.
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By CHRIS PACKHAM
The Mars Phoenix lander called up NASA’s hamburger phone to report that the red planet’s eggo is preggo with water ice. %{[ data-embed-type=”image” data-embed-id=”57150c3d89121ca96b95fa65″ data-embed-element=”aside” ]}% Now we’re one step closer to terraforming Mars and escaping from our dying world. Someday, we’ll meet at Space McFadden’s in the Cordish Company’s Mars LIVE District, and drink a few Marsjitos — look, I don’t create the hokey cocktail names of the future, I just report ’em. Will we be allowed entrance while wearing the silver jumpsuits favored by the black urban spaceyouths of the future? After the jump, a look at the ancestor of the Cordish Company’s future dress code, also known as the present-day Power & Light District dress code, accompanied by rock-solid fashion advice for dressing up like a white person. Here’s a hint: What would Bill Engvall wear? Click here, or just punch this picture as hard as you can with your dominant fist:
