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By CHRIS PACKHAM

Science Whatever: Hey, scientists have figured out how sharks can swim so fast! They can raise their scales, creating tiny wells that reduce drag, like the dimples on a golf ball. Kansas students are excused from knowing about this. Kids, in accordance with your tribal superstitions, sharks swim fast because the prophet Elijah ascended into heaven on a whirlwind — like a cow! Also, scientists have figured out why sharks are so good at eating: It’s because of their huge mouths. This has been Daily Briefs Science Whatever.

After the jump, Timecops report that Kansas City is going to make national headlines in the near future, and we all owe the Cordish Company $4 million. Click here or here:

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