Daily Briefs: Peering with one eye at a fancy magazine for global capitalists

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By CHRIS PACKHAM

I’ve reached the unpleasant point this morning of figuring out what goes above the jump, and today I just don’t have the energy. It’s Daily Briefs, y’all, we are Bone Thug Ironists 4 Life. We apologize for the lack of above-the-jump content and are escalating your trouble ticket to the first level supervisor.

Today, I wrote some hateful things about the world’s fanciest magazine and Billy Joel, and you can read them by clicking here or on the rich, satisfying aroma of Daily Briefs:

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