Daily Briefs: Oh, good. Another debate.

By CHRIS PACKHAM

%{[ data-embed-type=”image” data-embed-id=”57150c4689121ca96b9611d4″ data-embed-element=”aside” ]}% There’s a debate tonight during which batty old xenophobe John McCain will try to convince the American people that Barack Obama is an untrustworthy black man who bombs the children of American troops, because that’s officially what McCain’s campaign is about now. I mean, Jesus, you guys. After the jump, more stuff about current events and whatnot, plus some free-association about the great American city of Dubai in the United Arab Emirates, which I wrote while you were still “abed.” I’m snottier before 7 a.m. than you will be all day! Click here, or on this creepy ventriloquist dummy who’s using “peer pressure” to get you to do something unhealthy:

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