Daily Briefs: My Pretty Princess Hate Diary

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By CHRIS PACKHAM

It’s primary election day! So it’s important to get out and vote against your own best interests at the high school or retirement community of your choice. Seriously: If the City Council passed a ballot measure proposing that all Kansas Citians be doused with gasoline and set on fire, I honestly believe a slim majority of you people would check off “YES” and walk out with a self-satisfied little smile and an “I VOTED” sticker. Since it’s early in the morning as I type this one-handed, squeeze a Gripmaster hand exerciser and drink a protein shake through a straw, there’s nothing much to report yet. After the jump, some stuff about the Washington press establishment that I wrote in my “HATE” journal. Click here or on the Disney Princess diary where I write about all my hate:

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