Daily Briefs in Brief: Brad Hugs Twins to His Bare Chest

%{[ data-embed-type=”image” data-embed-id=”57150c3f89121ca96b960091″ data-embed-element=”aside” ]}%I’ve had a busy morning, but the grossest headline I’ve read today is Brad Hugs Twins to His Bare Chest, from the Not-Kansas-City Star. I’m not 100 percent sure whether they’re going for swoony romance novel imagery, or if they’re implying that Brad Pitt is feeding all his breast milk to his new babies, but either way, GROSS. Below the jump, a creative project I’ve been working on, and some unfair stereotypes about seersucker-clad Southern political bosses. Click here or on the only Pulitzer-winning news journal available in the check-out lane at Green Apple Market.

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