Daily Briefs: I believe that children are the future

By CHRIS PACKHAM

%{[ data-embed-type=”image” data-embed-id=”57150c4689121ca96b961282″ data-embed-element=”aside” ]}%You guys, I love this so much. Ed Whelan at the National Review has actually found a way to deepen the intellectual vacuity of what remains of the Republican party by suggesting that Barack Obama’s mother probably wanted to abort him. Who will be left to clap off the Clapper-equipped lights of the neoconservative movement after November? Because, you guys, this is all they have now.

After the jump, an interim report I’m required to file every three months in order to justify my grant. BONUS: Includes cute photos. Click here, or on this snowman:

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