Daily Briefs: Barack Obama’s big speech
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Barack Obama accepted the Democratic nomination last night with a pretty amazing speech. Uh, I actually mean that. Here’s something I don’t mean, so you can tell the difference: Kissing Rumer Willis would be exactly like kissing Officer John McClane — only without being gay!
This morning, I feel kind of like I got punched in the head. I can’t think of anything mean to say about anyone. Except Wolf Blitzer. Have any of his important valves collapsed yet? Please, please, someone send a basket of cheese fries from the CNN commissary to his office. I’m a peaceful man, and I only wish he’d experience an incapacitating cardiac event that puts him on the sidelines for the duration of the campaign season.
After the jump, some actually mean things about political reporters. Oh, and because there are early reports coming in as I post this that Sen. John McCain might have picked foxy Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin as his running mate, click here, or on this artist’s rendering of the Republican ticket, to confirm that you are a Republican:
