C-word sneaks into garage, steals Grand Prix

A Shawnee couple says a woman slipped into the garage and sped away behind the wheel of a 1998 Pontiac Grand Prix.

Disturbed by the audacity of the crime — they were home at the time! — as well as the loss of family treasure, the theft victims posted a message on the online car forum KCSR.

Some worthless cunt stole my wife’s car out of our garage while we were standing 15 feet away in the kitchen. We both heard it start, and we both thought one of the young boys playing outside had gotten in and started it, so we dashed out and a teen/20’s white woman with dark hair was pulling it out of the drive, and took off with it.

For a larger image of the car being driven around a race track — a be-helmeted German shepherd appears to be riding shotgun, but that can’t be right — click on the jump.