Crossroads pop quiz …

Found this bathing suit, shoes and hat on 17th Street between Baltimore and Main. Is this:

a. A sign of the Rapture and we’ve all been left behind?
b. A sign of someone having way too much fun at The Jones?
c. Someone who had way too much to drink at a Cellar Rat wine tasting and decided to streak?
d. Spontaneous human combustion?
e. Another sign of a good ol’-fashioned Kansas City date?

Since there’s no condom, I’m going with “a.”