Crazy gibberish scrawled on van fails to spark religious conversion

Following a tip about a van covered in apocalyptic prophecy, I traveled to Independence in search of some good crazy. I wasn’t able to find the mind behind the mystic van of prophecy, but I was able to find the vehicle itself. And, as promised, it’s pretty wacky.

The van covered with dire warnings of God’s wrath has been parked at the corner of Lexington and River in Independence for months now. To actually quote it would be to assault the reader, so let’s just leave it at this: The world’s going to end in 2010, and you’re fucked, sinner.