Cow’s four-hour furlough ends at drive-through in Independence

What NBC Action News is calling an “Independence cow” wandered away from the farm on Wednesday. Four hours later, the bovine excursionist ended up in the drive-through lane at a Commerce Bank location.

Police subdued the creature with a stun gun. One hopes that order was restored with a minimum of “cash cow” jokes.

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