Cowardly Westboro Baptist Church doesn’t trust in God’s protection, flees from mob

Displaying a craven distrust in the power of a deity they claim to worship as an omnipotent omniscient master, members of the Westboro Baptist Church fled from an angry mob Tuesday morning.

In recent years the church has made headlines by attributing celebrity deaths and natural disasters to the unknowable will of an all powerful God displeased by a wicked world. However, when confronted by the angry shouts of a few dozen Missourians, the group crammed themselves into a van and sped away to hide rather than trust in Jesus Christ and his flaming sword of justice.