Cop is helpless to arrest raving lunatic high on bath salts who was threatening women

I know there’s a timely Charlie Sheen joke to be made here, but I’d feel like Jay Leno doing it. You guys are clever people. Make some in the comments section.

Anyway, a couple of nights ago, Kansas City police officer Bobby Irvin found 50-year-old Tim Gormley behind the wheel of his car, out of gas on Interstate 435. He was wearing his pajamas and ranting about finding his ex-girlfriend, so he could inflict some grievous bodily harm. Normally, Gormley would be in a lot of trouble because he was clearly high on something. Lucky for him, that something turned out to be bath salts.

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