Contest: Two tickets to Kevin Smith this Saturday

We here at Wayward Blog learned a valuable lesson this past week: Don’t bury a contest for tickets to see ANYTHING at the bottom of a post about picketers and protesters, especially Fred Phelps — nor should you make it three questions, and ridiculously fanboy-esque questions, as well.

C’est la guerre. You live and learn.

New contest: for two tickets to see Kevin Smith, director of the recent Cop Out (as well as Clerks), author, and podcaster at the Midland this Saturday, March 27, answer the following question:

In Mallrats, what is the “uncomfortable place” in “He tried to screw me somewhere very uncomfortable once”?

Send your answer to nick.spacek@pitch.com by 5:00 p.m. tonight.