Clothes Whores: Jam Band Edition, Part II
Outside, it’s rainy and there are puddles that will splash on them. Inside the Midland Theater, all manner of liquids will be spilled on them — beer, liquor, spit, sweat. On the dance floor, these boots will be stepped on by hordes of flopping Panic heads.
So it is for her bravery in the face of sure boot ruination that Jordan is featured in this Jam Band Edition of Clothes Whores — the courage, in these extremes, to boldly risk the safety of her boots, made of the rarest, blondest Wookie.
