Chiefs playoff game will bring money to Kansas City, but not $20 million. Or $10 million. Or …

With the Kansas City Chiefs penciled into next week’s NFL playoffs, it’s high time for the media to start tossing around dreamy estimates of how much money a home playoff game will mean for Kansas City. By next Sunday, the stories go, area bars will be pouring liquid gold from their taps, and we won’t even need the e-tax to pay for cops. We’ll just pay ’em with Chiefs money!

Of course, the numbers are bogus. Especially when you factor in our bundled-up strippers.