Chiefs owner wants Super Bowl in Kansas City, obviously hasn’t heard about strip club law

In case you blocked it out, the Super Bowl will be held in New Jersey in 2014, which so far has had two practical effects on the football landscape:

Making addicted gamblers fear an impossible-to-predict, potentially snow-blown Super Bowl that ends 3-0 in overtime.

And making team officials like Chiefs owner Clark Hunt completely lose their minds and think the Super Bowl is coming to their town. Which, of course, it’s not.