Charlie Weis, Chiefs’ invincible offensive coordinator, has emergency gallbladder surgery

OK, it’s official. Chiefs’ offensive coordinator Charlie Weis is football’s Six Million Dollar Man. Nothing — not surgery, injury or being forced to ride a scooter instead of walking — will deter the man from lurking on the sidelines and calling the plays. He just gets his faulty parts replaced or repaired and gets back to work.

The cyborg OC’s latest physical trauma that would have felled a mortal (or, you know, caused them to call in sick) came to light yesterday, when his agent told The Star that the former Notre Dame head coach had emergency gallbladder surgery.