Celebrate National Ice Cream Day…without farting

Poppy’s Teresa Poppinga wants you to become a conehead |
“Life is like an ice cream cone,” said Charles M. Schulz, creator of the Peanuts comic strip. “You have to lick it one day at a time.”
The official licking day for the cold, creamy concoction is Sunday. You can even eat it in bed — no less a celebrity than Brad Pitt has said that being married means you can “fart and eat ice cream in bed.” Of course, he’s not married anymore. But if you want to eat ice cream and not fart, we have some ideas.