CDC advises Bannister workers to eat fruits and veggies to avoid cancer

I don’t know about you guys, but I am so glad that the federal government is here to look after the health and well-being of workers at the much-maligned (but not malignant!) Bannister Federal Complex. Although traces of depleted uranium and beryllium have been found on both sides of the complex — not only where workers machine it for the Kansas City Plant but also in the area where General Service Administration desk jockeys do whatever it is they do — the Centers for Disease Control say, Don’t worry! Eat your fruits and vegetables, and you’ll be just fine.

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