Carl Peterson, former Chiefs boss, can’t find NFL job despite Dick Vermeil guarantee

Something happens to football coaches after they win Super Bowls. They start to believe they can do and say anything they want.

Jon Gruden thinks he’s projecting towheaded adorableness when he’s spouting cliches in the Monday Night Football booth. Tony Dungy turned into America’s sanctimonious dad after the Colts beat a so-so Bears team in the XLI edition of the big game. And Dick Vermeil makes guarantees that aren’t worth shit.