Busted Rhymes: The Top 10 Most Preposterous Rap Songs of 2008

By Ben Westhoff

Hip-hop A-listers including Rick Ross, Akon and Plies were caught grossly exaggerating their gangster credentials this year. (Turns out they were painfully law-abiding. The horror!) But even if your favorite rapper wasn’t caught in a lie, you can bet he or she put out a hilariously absurd record or two in 2008. Here are the most preposterous rap songs of 2008.

RICK ROSS, FEATURING T-PAIN

“The Boss”

(Def Jam)

Though Rick Ross claimed on his debut album, Port of Miami, to know Manuel Noriega, The Smoking Gun website found that Ross was a prison guard rather than an international drug kingpin before he was famous. Perhaps they met in the can? In any case, his assertion on “The Boss” that he “made a couple million dollars last year dealing weight” is absurd. Still, we’re tempted to give him a pass on his claim that “I don’t make love/Baby we make magic,” because, well, we wouldn’t know.