Bush’s (Doctored) Outtakes

Our esteemed president came to town today to make a speech before a group of conventioning VFW members. Bush made a speech about war and perseverance and how if we don’t follow his vision, the Middle East will collapse like the Texas Rangers back when he owned the team.

Well, we procured an audio version of his talk and had a bit of fun with it. Here’s our version of Bush’s outtakes: