Brian K. Swanson accused of showing his penis to Starbucks barista … and it wasn’t his first time

There’s a 99.9 percent chance that the girl at Starbucks just wants to give you your latte and has no interest in seeing your penis. That .1 percent chance? Not this time.

Back on October 1, Brian K. Swanson ordered a venti caramel macchiato at a Starbucks in a Platte County Target store. The 41-year-old paid with his credit card and waited for the latte. When the barista brought Swanson his drink, Swanson allegedly raised his hands over his head (possibly in a fake yawn?), causing his T-shirt to go up, exposing his junk. Platte County authorities didn’t say whether Swanson was wearing pants, but do you really want to expose such a sensitive area to a woman holding a scalding hot drink?