Breakfast Buffet: Wednesday, 8/27

BY OWEN MORRIS

A harrowing weekend driving experience with the point being that driving around the Power and Light District after midnight ain’t too fun…or safe. (M. Toast Hivemind)

Much like Paris Hilton, rose wines were once seen as trashy but are now gaining approval of mainstream critics. Unlike Paris Hilton, rose wine’s good graces will probably last. (Portfolio)

What was Wal-Mart to do when critics got mad that it’s produce was not locally grown? Why just change the definition of the words “locally grown.” (NPR)

Never complain about not getting a fortune cookie at a fancy Chinese restaurant. For the fact is that they do not exist in China…that is until now. (NYT)