Booze cruisin’ elf talks naughty Santas and slippery strippers

His curly red shoes and ornery personality wow children and impress women at holiday events. And dudes bust out high-fives when he delivers cold ones on his electric beer-cooler scooter — perhaps the last word in hybrid transportation.

At 4 feet 7 inches, 55-year-old Jeffrey White is Kansas City’s top elf. From playing an elf in Hallmark ads to working as a leprechaun at local St. Patrick’s Day events to appearing as a gnome on billboards in France, the Olathe man has made a name for himself in the little-person entertainment world. Of all his work, he’s busiest at Christmastime — you name it, he elfs.

White recently talked naughty Santas, oily strippers and much more with The Pitch.

The Pitch: What’s the craziest thing you have seen at a holiday party?

White: I was at that bar in Martini Corner that isn’t there anymore that had a stripper pole [Empire Room], and stuff was getting out of hand. Santa was totally blasted. He was playing the bad Santa at the stripper pole. And then at house parties, when there is a big house and there is a pool and there is a hot tub, you know it’s gonna get crazy. After a while, the clothes come off, and I’m like, “Check, please.”