Blood and semen might be in Gaga’s new scent. What should other band’s perfumes smell like?

Perfumers these days can bottle just about any smell you’d want to have spritzed across your body. I thought scent makers went too far when that crazy Vienna guy manufactured phials of vaginal scent (which, according to the website, is not a perfume, but whatever).
Point is, there’s a market for just about any kind of smell, but Lady Gaga may be going too far with her supposed brand of blood and semen perfume. (I mean, how did she know what I spritzed myself with before going out on the town? That shit’s supposed to be secret.) It certainly fits well with the image of a woman who once performed in a meat dress.

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