Black holes or whores? Is this Hallmark card racist? (poll)

Time and again we’ve seen that only you, The Pitch reader, can bring about racial harmony. Now society once again turns to you for help.

Hallmark just yanked a graduation card off shelves because Los Angeles NAACP leaders are claiming that a Bazooka Joe-level joke about black holes (in the sense of a gravitational pull so strong that all light is absorbed) is actually mocking black whores (in the sense of concentration of melanin content in the skin). After listening to the audio, we think it’s probably just a bad joke about celestial bodies, but we want you to settle it for us.