Bill Self gets the Joe Posnanski treatment

Rejoice, Kansas fans: Your men’s basketball team is No. 1, and Joe Posnanski‘s bottomless ocean of words has coughed up pieces about the team and its head coach, Bill Self.

Next up for the Jayhawks: An NCAA tournament in which the Jayhawks beat some scrubby mid-major by 20, bathe in Jim Boeheim‘s salty tears and prevent John Calipari from winning a national championship his team would only have to vacate at a later date.