Beware the Bonaduce

The grown-up version of the little Partridge Family drummer boy Danny Bonaduce let his temper get the best of him again on Tuesday night during the Fox Reality Channel’s Really Awards. After Bonaduce interrupted Survivor douche Jonny Fairplay’s introduction of an award, Fairplay leaped up and straddled Bonaduce, who promptly bodyslammed Fairplay. Fairplay has said he’s pressing charges.

C’mon, now, Danny, couldn’t you have let Fairplay down a little easier and laughed about the whole incident with us at your show at Stanford’s Comedy Club tomorrow night? Oh, wait, you postponed that gig earlier this week. Maybe we should bodyslam you. — Crystal K. Wiebe