Better Than Britney

If you’re a wicked, shallow person who lives for celebrity train wrecks, Britney Spears’ phoned-in MTV Video Music Awards performance in Las Vegas on Sunday was like a collision of the Versailles train crash of 1842 and the Great New Haven Railroad drawbridge disaster of 1853.

Despite all the bad press, there are still those who want to be Britney Believers. Like Spencer Brown. The young actor (now working it in the Unicorn’s La Cage Aux Folles) is better known around local cabaret circles as the deliciously cute-but-vacant Daisy Bucket (pronounced bouquet). Daisy plans to respond to Brit’s performance tonight (starting around 10) at the Flo Show at Missie B’s. “I’ve seen drag queens lip sync better than that,” Daisy says, and tonight she’s going to prove it.