Bed Bugs reach West 36 Street; other Kansas City sightings of bugs with penises-like knives

Justin Kendall,
And you thought your lover was unsatisfying …

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Bed bugs, the bloodsuckers with penises-like knives, are in Kansas City.

The Midtown Post points out three reported cases on West 36th Street at The Alps and the Hyde Park Apartments and is begging people NOT to take in furniture found on the side of the road.

Need to know where else the suckers have been spotted?

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