Available free on Valentine’s Day: a dose of Burning Passion

Lonely lovers of bargain-rate Judd Apatow have a special Valentine awaiting them tomorrow night. Starting at 11:59 p.m., anyone already staring at a computer screen can catch a webcast of a comedy called Burning Passion.

What’s it about? A guy who ejaculates fire when he climaxes. Well, sure. Why not?

The publicist who let us know about the webcast warns that director Brian Belefant‘s movie is “rated around PG-13” with some “risky comedy.” Maybe she means risque. Or maybe, given all the fire blankets and foam that must have been employed on the set, it really is pretty risky.

The movie’s free, but living in a society where you can make a movie about a guy with a four-alarm dick is priceless.

Go here to check it out.