Attention, fame whores and shutter sluts!

Tonight, let professional fame whore Phoebe Price (pictured) be your muse if you go to Blonde Ultra Lounge (100 Ward Parkway on the Plaza) for what FashionHouse KC calls a “Live Photo Shoot and Portfolio Builder.”

Apparently, if you get to Blonde between 7 and 10 p.m., professional photographers will take portfolio-quality pictures of you and your friends. It’s free to get in, DJ Shaun Duval is providing the entertainment, drinks are two-for-one and the photos are yours to keep.

“If it wasn’t free, I’d say so, babe,” says Camilo E., publisher of FashionHouse, which is a MySpace offshoot of his who’s-who mag FACE. He’d like to create an Andy Warhol-feel for the night — a way for creative people to network, be they hairstylists, makeup artists, models, graphic designers or people totally unrelated to the fashion industry who just like being seen with hot chicks.

Camilo has some tips for aspiring models: Wear layers, like jackets and scarves, so you can vary your look. Also, put clips in your hair so you can wear it a variety of ways.

And if Phoebe Price were attending, she’d tell you to make sure to wear a ridiculous hat, barely enough fabric to cover your hoo-ha and carry the latest issue of OK! Magazine in which you were photographed standing spread-legged in front of a 7-Eleven while holding a foofy dog.

Say cheese.