‘Ask the Boss Bitch’

Hip-hop MC Priceless Diamonds describes herself as a “boss bitch” who grew up boosting clothes and turning the occasional trick. She’s no angel, but she’s got advice. So listen up, y’all.

What did you think of that fight between Jackson County legislators Dan Tarwater and Robert Stringfield?

I laughed hard when I heard about that violence. I feel that Tarwater disrespected Stringfield and his assistant. But someone shoulda known when he started loosening up his collar and rollin up those sleeves that someone was gonna get his head tore off and it wasn’t going to be the crazy guy. Those are supposed to be our fucking role models. They’re public officials, and they’re rolling around on the ground like they’re 6 years old. I think both of them should be charged with battery. If that happened in the streets with other people, charges definitely would have been brought up.

What would you say to Alex Linder, the white supremacist who runs the paper The Aryan Alternative in Missouri?

He said he hates blacks and Jews? He’s a white supremacist? He’s a cold soul. I don’t know if there’s much that could be said to him. I would feel like I was talking to Satan himself. He’s an asshole. But they say women can always soothe the beast. I would send one of my big-booty ghetto homegirls to booty pop on him. When they get finished with him, he’ll change his mind. He’ll come out with his fist in the air. I wouldn’t read his wack newspaper if my life depended on it. Some people were saying that the news shouldn’t be showing it or they’re promoting it, but the media is just an open outlet for whatever is going on out there, ain’t it?

Got a question only Priceless can answer? E-mail her at bossbitch@pitch.com.