As Babelfish Says, Ayez Un Bon Week-end!

Tonight is the Pitch Music Showcase, a Westport-sized festival of the best music that Kansas City has to offer. Wristbands cost five bucks and are available at the crowd-control perimeter that surrounds the neighborhood. Please queue in an orderly fashion and ensure that your official,state-issued identification is in order. Citizens under the age of 21 will not be admitted and are encouraged to go see Transformers for the third time. The city of Kansas City, Missouri, in conjunction with the Pitch and the Westport Community Improvement District ,would like to remind underage citizens to mind their little fontanelles. That is all.