Are Jared Allen and Toby Keith the same person?
Former Kansas City Chief Jared Allen leads an active lifestyle.
He sacks quarterbacks. He scores touchdowns. He’s sampled the charms of Frank Denning‘s Bed and Breakfast.
From our sister paper in Minneapolis, we learned last year that Allen supports Republicans who prefer a take-it-to-’em approach to foreign policy.
And, now from Deadspin, we learn that Allen likes to wear big belt buckles and sing.
In other words, he’s Toby Keith.
