Angie and Tim on Troost

By NADIA PFLAUM

Let me just start by saying that I know this photo blows. I know it. But it’s the only one that remotely showed off Angie’s Betsey Johnson spider necklace that she got on sale at Macy’s for $18 instead of $80, which was the whole point of this post. And no, you can’t buy one — they’re sold out. Sonofa!

Angie is a hairdresser, which explains her kick-ass asymmetrical haircut. You’re going to have to trust me on this one.

“I’m generally up in my True Religions and some type of t-shirt,” she says of her everyday look.

“She bought these jeans for me,” Tim says, pulling at the fabric. “They were like $30. I never spend that much money on clothes.”

Angie cocks an eyebrow. “More like $300.”

“She’s kind of my sugar mama,” Tim says. Some guys have all the luck.