Alligator found in Kansas City, Kansas, by man with coolest name ever

JaBond Warrior told KMBC Channel 9 reporter Michele Rooney that he thought he’d seen everything in his neighborhood.
“It was shocking to me, though, because we have had burned-up cars,
trash, the occasional bodies sometimes around in here, but an
alligator?” Warrior said. “That took the cake. I was like, ‘Oh no, we’ve
had everything dumped on our street now.'”