Aged to Perfection, a sexy burlesque benefit for homeless pets, at the Living Room

Do you like breasts? Sexy older women? Sexy older women who are dancing? Sexy older women who are dancing and have ample breasts? What about cute, defenseless animals? Do you enjoy helping cute, defenseless animals, and helping ensure that they don’t die?

Have we got an event for you! The attractive, cougar-ish women of Haute Flash Burlesque will be flaunting their assets in a few weeks to spotlight how incredibly awesome older adoptable pets are.

Goldie of Haute Flash Burlesque says this about the show: