A ‘Wide Breath’ of KC Literature

I’m a simple, subliterate man. For instance, I believe modal adverbs should come in pairs, like Twinkies. Why say you “might” drive out to the Shady Lady, when you “might could” drive there?

So when I go browsing for a good book, I try to pick something that has been rewritten in simpler language by screenwriters, filmed, distributed to theaters, released on DVD and then marked down to $6.50 at Target. It’s very economical, and, in my opinion, books shouldn’t ought to be hard to understand. There, that was another bonus pack of modal adverbs for you.

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