A Studies in Crap anniversary clip-show: Seven amusing pieces of crap not worth full columns

Each Thursday, your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from basements, thrift stores, estate sales and flea markets. I do this for one reason: Knowledge is power.  

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​ It’s been just over a year since the lord first commanded your Crap Archivst to reveal to the world the great heaps of crap clogging creation. Since then, Studies in Crap has exposed the finest in crazy preachers, out-dated sex guides, existential coloring books, and Limbaugh family Jell-O recipes.

My proudest entries: How to Be Happy Though Married, Tim LaHaye’s ladyparts-smell-funny book of marital advice, and McAllister Ransom’s brilliant/scarifying run-on of a novel Fuzzy Mules, Pink Slippers Volume One: Came a Clown. Everyone else’s favorite entry: Bill O’Reilly’s filthy audiobook Those Who Trespass.

Instead of a meal, this week we have a buffet. Here’s seven ill-conceived publications worth being confused by.

1. First, some good news in the struggle against Tom Cruise’s overlords!

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